Things I’ve learned from the L Word
-All lesbians are hot
-Every woman, no matter how straight, is actually gay
-Gay women have sex at least three times a day
-There is nowhere, I repeat, NOWHERE, you can’t have sex
-Even if you’re completely broke, you can still afford to eat out for every meal
-No matter how many friends you have, you will always be in a fight with one of them
(Disclaimer: this is sarcasm. Thanks (: )
